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2026-09-28
1#!/bin/bash
2
3######################################
4# default stuff i'm scared to change
5######################################
6
7# If not running interactively, don't do anything
8case $- in
9 *i*) ;;
10 *) return;;
11esac
12
13# don't put duplicate lines or lines starting with space in the history.
14HISTCONTROL=ignoreboth
15
16# append to the history file, don't overwrite it
17shopt -s histappend
18
19# for setting history length see HISTSIZE and HISTFILESIZE in bash(1)
20HISTSIZE=1000
21HISTFILESIZE=2000
22
23# check the window size after each command and, if necessary,
24# update the values of LINES and COLUMNS.
25shopt -s checkwinsize
26
27# make less more friendly for non-text input files, see lesspipe(1)
28[ -x /usr/bin/lesspipe ] && eval "$(SHELL=/bin/sh lesspipe)"
29
30# set variable identifying the chroot you work in (used in the prompt below)
31if [ -z "${debian_chroot:-}" ] && [ -r /etc/debian_chroot ]; then
32 debian_chroot=$(cat /etc/debian_chroot)
33fi
34
35case "$TERM" in
36 xterm-color|*-256color) color_prompt=yes;;
37esac
38
39#force_color_prompt=yes
40
41if [ -n "$force_color_prompt" ]; then
42 if [ -x /usr/bin/tput ] && tput setaf 1 >&/dev/null; then
43 color_prompt=yes
44 else
45 color_prompt=
46 fi
47fi
48
49if [ "$color_prompt" = yes ]; then
50 PS1='${debian_chroot:+($debian_chroot)}\[\033[01;32m\]\u@\h\[\033[00m\]:\[\033[01;34m\]\w\[\033[00m\]\$ '
51else
52 PS1='${debian_chroot:+($debian_chroot)}\u@\h:\w\$ '
53fi
54unset color_prompt force_color_prompt
55
56# If this is an xterm set the title to user@host:dir
57case "$TERM" in
58xterm*|rxvt*)
59 PS1="\[\e]0;${debian_chroot:+($debian_chroot)}\u@\h: \w\a\]$PS1"
60 ;;
61*)
62 ;;
63esac
64
65# enable color support of ls and also add handy aliases
66if [ -x /usr/bin/dircolors ]; then
67 test -r ~/.dircolors && eval "$(dircolors -b ~/.dircolors)" || eval "$(dircolors -b)"
68 alias ls='ls --color=auto'
69 alias grep='grep --color=auto'
70fi
71
72# enable programmable completion features
73if ! shopt -oq posix; then
74 if [ -f /usr/share/bash-completion/bash_completion ]; then
75 . /usr/share/bash-completion/bash_completion
76 elif [ -f /etc/bash_completion ]; then
77 . /etc/bash_completion
78 fi
79fi
80
81######################################
82# aliases
83######################################
84
85# general/misc
86alias fd="fdfind"
87alias neofetch="hyfetch"
88alias fastfetch="hyfetch"
89alias bat="batcat"
90alias cat="bat --paging=never"
91alias iconsubfol="find . -mindepth 2 -type f -print -exec mv {} . \;"
92alias rced="micro ~/.bashrc && source ~/.bashrc"
93alias icat="kitty +kitten icat"
94alias ps="ps auxww"
95alias dd="ask dd"
96alias freeze="freeze -c user"
97alias qrcode="qrencode -t ansiutf8"
98alias ffmpeg="ffmpeg -hide_banner"
99alias open="xdg-open"
100alias c="clear"
101alias unfuckwifi="sudo systemctl restart NetworkManager"
102alias uptime="uptime -p"
103alias irc="senpai"
104alias xmpp="profanity"
105alias email="aerc"
106alias updupgr="sudo apt update && sudo apt upgrade"
107alias winek="wineserver -k"
108alias docker="sudo docker"
109
110# weather stuff
111alias wttr="curl https://wttr.in/nyc?F0Au"
112alias weather="wttr"
113alias wttrlg="curl https://wttr.in/nyc?F1uq"
114alias weatherlg="wttrlg"
115alias sun="daylight --short --timezone='America/New_York' | lolcat"
116
117# git
118alias gitall="git remote | xargs -L1 git push --all"
119alias gyolo="git add . && git commit -m 'yolo'"
120alias gitd="git diff --staged"
121alias gdiff="gitd"
122alias gits="git status"
123alias gita="git add ."
124alias gitlc="git diff HEAD~"
125
126# dev
127alias irb="rv run irb"
128alias ipy="python3 -i"
129
130# vpn split tunnel aliases based on a small script @ ~/.local/bin/mvpn
131alias mftp="mvpn filezilla"
132alias mterm="mvpn kitty"
133
134# cd bookmarks
135alias dotf="cd /home/kat/dotfiles"
136alias gmine="cd /home/kat/Projects/mine"
137alias scr="cd /home/kat/Scripts"
138
139# servers
140alias kssh="kitty +kitten ssh" # fujo, fujoat, goldstar, ncc1701
141
142######################################
143# variables
144######################################
145
146export EDITOR=/usr/local/bin/micro
147export "MICRO_TRUECOLOR=1"
148
149export BROWSER=librewolf
150
151# catppuccin colors for fzf
152export FZF_DEFAULT_OPTS=" \
153--color=spinner:#F2D5CF,hl:#E78284 \
154--color=fg:#C6D0F5,header:#E78284,info:#CA9EE6,pointer:#F2D5CF \
155--color=marker:#BABBF1,fg+:#C6D0F5,prompt:#CA9EE6,hl+:#E78284 \
156--color=border:#414559,label:#C6D0F5 \
157--preview 'batcat --color=always --line-range :500 --style=numbers {}'"
158
159# change default search cmd from `find` to `fd`
160export FZF_DEFAULT_COMMAND="fd --type f"
161
162# Created by `pipx` on 2025-08-05 03:36:48
163export PATH="$PATH:/home/kat/dotfiles/config/.local/bin"
164export PATH=$PATH:/usr/local/go/bin
165
166export NVM_DIR="$HOME/.config/nvm"
167[ -s "$NVM_DIR/nvm.sh" ] && \. "$NVM_DIR/nvm.sh" # This loads nvm
168[ -s "$NVM_DIR/bash_completion" ] && \. "$NVM_DIR/bash_completion" # This loads nvm bash_completion
169
170. "$HOME/.cargo/env"
171
172. "/home/kat/.deno/env"
173
174export GOPATH="/home/kat/.godir"
175
176export GNUPGHOME="/home/kat/.config/gnupg"
177
178export ADDRBOOK_PATH="$HOME/.local/addrbook"
179export PATH="$PATH:$HOME/.local/addrbook"
180
181export PATH="$PATH:$HOME/Scripts/perl"
182export PATH="$PATH:$HOME/Scripts/python"
183export PATH="$PATH:$HOME/Scripts/ruby"
184export PATH="$PATH:$HOME/Scripts/shell"
185
186export PATH="$PATH:$HOME/Projects/mine/urlref.pl"
187
188######################################
189# functions
190######################################
191
192cdmess() {
193 # from this blog post:
194 # https://blog.larah.me/mess-directory/
195 today_tmpdir="${TMPDIR-/tmp}/${USER}_mess/$(date +%F)"
196 mkdir -p "$today_tmpdir"
197 cd "$(mktemp -d -p "${today_tmpdir}" XXXX)" || exit 1
198}
199
200# get a random free port. this is useful for my
201# insane sysadmin website woman adventures
202portfree() {
203 while
204 port=$(shuf -n 1 -i 1024-65535)
205 netstat -atun | grep -q "$port"
206 do
207 continue
208 done
209 echo "$port"
210}
211
212# print internal & external IPs
213whatip() {
214 # internal
215 echo -n "internal IP: "
216 hostname -I | awk '{print $1}'
217
218 # external
219 echo -n "external IP: "
220 curl -4 icanhazip.com
221}
222
223# password generator. takes input for password length by number
224passgen() {
225 PASSLENGTH=$(gum input --placeholder "type a number")
226 date +%s | sha256sum | base64 | head -c "$PASSLENGTH"; echo
227}
228
229# display random ASCII art from
230# custom dir of art in dotfiles
231# using arttime (github: poetaman/arttime)
232playart() {
233 ARTDIR="/home/kat/dotfiles/config/.local/share/arttime/textart"
234 ARTSHUF=$(find "$ARTDIR" -type f | shuf -n1)
235
236 for art in $ARTSHUF; do
237 arttime --nolearn -a "$art" --ac 5
238 done
239}
240
241# to get quick notifs
242# after long commands
243notif() {
244 notify-send "done!"
245 sfx chime
246 spd-say -t female3 -r +25 "done!"
247}
248
249# shamelessly stolen from evan hahn:
250# https://evanhahn.com/scripts-i-wrote-that-i-use-all-the-time/#audio-and-video-and-pictures
251boop() {
252 local last="$?"
253 if [[ "$last" == "0" ]]; then
254 sfx chime
255 else
256 sfx bad
257 fi
258 exit "$last"
259}
260
261# make & cd into a folder
262mkcd() {
263 mkdir -p "$@" && cd "$_" || exit 1;
264}
265
266# man by default, fall back to `help`
267# for shell functions
268# https://lobste.rs/s/fkr3ha/some_terminal_frustrations#c_70wike
269man() {
270 /usr/bin/man "$@" || help "$@" | less
271}
272
273# https://askubuntu.com/questions/196890/how-to-find-the-bitrate-of-an-mp3-file-via-command-line
274bitrate() {
275 gum style --foreground "#f4b8e4" "file: " | tr -d "\n"
276 basename "$1"
277 gum style --foreground "#f4b8e4" "bitrate: " | tr -d "\n"
278 echo "$(file "$1" | sed 's/.*, \(.*\)kbps.*/\1/' | tr -d " " )" kbps
279}
280
281# this wouldn't work in a script
282# so it's here
283catfunc() {
284 declare -f "$1" || echo "$1 does not exist"
285}
286
287######################################
288# misc
289######################################
290
291eval "$(starship init bash)"
292eval "$(fzf --bash)"
293eval "$(batman --export-env)"
294
295if command -v zmx &> /dev/null; then
296 eval "$(zmx completions bash)"
297fi